last night i got up to answer the call of nature...and while it was 4am i was just awake enough to be able to tell the sound i was hearing while relieving myself was not normal. i resolved myself to believe i was okay and that there wasn't anything out of the ordinary going on...mostly i convinced myself of this so i wouldn't have to wake up any more than i already had...so i finished...you know...peeing...and went back to bed.
this morning cyndi wakes me up with..."why did you put your shirt in the toilet?" to which i responded..."i didn't" to which she responded..."then how did it get in the toilet?" to which i responded..."i don't know, maybe when i took it off last night i dropped it on the toilet thinking it was closed." to which she replied..."i think you pee-ed on it!"
i just enjoy this story so much. i have woken up once to a pair of pants i threw in the trash thinking it was my dirty clothes basket apparently [which is odd because neither of them are in the same room]. funny stuff.
Posted by: kate | October 07, 2005 at 09:06 PM